What I Really Want for Mother’s Day – An Easy List of Just Five Things

1

I really want those annoying as fuck headlines to stop being written. You know the ones that are attached to some boring-as-fuck video showing you how to frost a fucking cake.Example: She prepared a box cake mix. And then THIS happened! Mind. Blown!  Go right to Journalism 101 Hell for writing that pseudo-sensationalized trash.

2

I really want entitled moms to stop demanding that their husbands buy them something for Mother’s Day. If you want something so much that you are willing to threaten your husband with withholding sex if you don’t get it then prepare yourself for the worst thing imaginable. He buys you lingerie in a size that is either one size too big, or three sizes too small. Because it is actually for his girlfriend who doesn’t use sex as a weapon.

3

I really want women to just stop saying stupid things such as “Oh! My ovaries just burst!” every time they see a picture of a cute baby. Or a puppy. Or a lacy negligée. Seriously, just stop with all the fake exclamatory remarks that make you sound as vapid as a box of used cat litter.

4

I really want to have a say in how at least 50% of the taxes that I pay are spent.

5

I really want the other 31 owners of the NFL teams to nut the fuck up and get rid of the Patriots. I mean the complete organization, including the owners, the employees in the front office, the coaching staff, every player, Gillette Stadium, and every scrap of paraphernalia that goes with them and send that abomination to the trash heap. Start up a fresh team in a different state, with a new name, logo, colors, new owners, an entirely new staff and players. The faithful and honorable teams, and their fans, should be allowed to let the healing begin. And be allowed to play on a level field.

 

About Pattie

I live in the Mid-Atlantic with my husband of 35+years. His 20 year career in the Navy serving on submarines was a struggle at times which led me to start this blog. Sometimes writing about how crappy things were can help lessen the bitterness of the memories. When writing doesn't help there is always wine. You can write to me at BitterExNukeWife@Gmail.com

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What I Really Want for Mother’s Day – An Easy List of Just Five Things — 3 Comments

  1. Indeed. If you see one of those vapid, waste of oxygen women crying it will be because I nodded knowingly and poked them in the fucking eyeballs. Also, withholding sex is ridiculous. Deserves to be punished, though I imagine if some jackass is willing to put up with someone using sex as a weapon, they deserve the misery. In other words, I really liked your list.
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    • Hello Lovely Samantha! I love that you came by. We really should hang out more often. I know, it goes both ways…I am going to catch up on your site during lunch. I hope that your mothers day was whatever you hoped it would be. Mine was because I drank sparkly cocktails all day!

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